Okay, this is old news but it turns out that Michael Fassbender was in a Cooper Temple Clause music video. Obviously, I immediately wanted to know whether Didz Hammond managed to meet him at the very least, but I couldn’t make him out in the vid—then suddenly someone spat out beverage through their front teeth into the air onscreen and I just knew. I’d know that liquid spitter anywhere. So Didz knows Michael and has worked with him. The mind boggles.